Natural hair colour:
[ ] Brown - $100
[/] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Other - $75

Total so far: $50

Eye colour:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 (5'9")
[x] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $425

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $525

Birth order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born - $215

Total so far: $625

Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Occasionally - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1225

Vision?
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1625

Shoe size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 ½ to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450

Total so far: $2925

Favourite colours (choose two):
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350 (technically teal)
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total so far: $3375

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some - $750

Final total: $4375
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